Frightful Computer Haiku Contest Winners

Five hundred entries
Who would have imagined it?!
Difficult to choose

Some made us chuckle
Some cleverly created
Some were just out there

But we loved them all!
Thanks for the entertainment
And sharing your skills

Announcing the three
Winners of cash and great fame!
Congratulations!

• System seems cozy
  Until malware is nosey
  Glad I have mozy
  -David von Arb
• Found secret e-mails,
  So his lap top learned to fly.
  Hope he had mozy.
  -Holly Lemieux
• Drive fried, files Inside
  with many thanks to mozy
  for saving my hide
  -A Segal

And other favorites
No cash, but a little fame
Were also favorites

• Deleted work files
  Adventurous nine year old
  No match for Mozy
  -Karen Webb
• Where for art thou files?
  Six feet under dead and cold
  Should have got MOZY
  -CherylDC
• Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
  Once desktop but now doorstop.
  All memory gone.
  -Linda Johnson
• The hot blond’s email
  is somewhere on my hard drive.
  Backup for true love.
  -David Fink
• Photos fill our lives
  Shh, it happens to hard drives
  Mozy rescues all
  -Stew Stryker
• What was lost is found
  Mozy down Memory Lane
  Order is restored
  -Kathy Nichols
• Mozy lets me save
  my cat, Phil, from a house fire
  and leave my PC
  -Marci Nelson
• Mozy: My hero
  Until this awful contest
  Made me like Haiku
  -Pat Finnegan
• Is this email real?
  “Hello from your old Girlfreind.”
  Boot Sector is fried.
  -Ron Oliver
• Not just kilobytes
  My life’s work and memories
  Locked in a dead box
  -Patrick
• I smell the ozone,
  Smokey tendrils from the fan,
  Was that my last click?
  -Steve Goodger
• Notebook slides from lap
  Does not land like falling leaf
  Autumn brings no joy
  -Wendy Magnall
• Hard drive hacks hair-ball
  Bits vanish into ether
  “No backup”, I wail
  -rich coco
• If my computer
  had a mouth, i would punch it
  Please help me Mozy
  -Kevin Elam